UCSB Bites - June 2007 – UCSB Still Searching for the Bottom 

UCSB Non-Judgmental Bites 

Eastern Michigan University (AKA EMU, AKA Easy Murder University) may be worse than UCSB when it comes to covering up crime.  Perhaps there should be a EMUdarkside website?   In case you missed it, EMU, just like UCSB, is overly concerned about its image.   Just like many other schools, EMU  lies on its Clery Report and conceals serious crimes.   EMU student comments.  

UCSB Judgmental Bites

UCSB continues to reach as low as possible to find the bottom of the barrel.  Amazingly enough, there seems to be no bottom for the Nexus. Every year I hope that some one with some adult qualities and a little character will do some good with the publication.   Alas, it does not appear that this is the year.    Here is a good example of why UCSB has a reputation of being a "scummy place."    What a wonderful window for the world to see the type of character building that Chancellor Yang tells parents about here at UCSB.   And of course this article really helps with the image.   Another ringing endorsement for the school's image is its hilarious crime problem:  here is what passes for humor at UCSB.      Oh, BTW, this column only describes a few of the 2,700 arrests made in IV each year.  I suppose there merely isn't enough space in the Nexus to print all the hilarity.  

Wow, UCSB is really touting its Green goodness.  Golly, I guess they just don't have time to actually be green in real life – trash, burning furniture and general disregard for the environment are not uncommon in IV among the UCSB glitterati.  

UCSB continues to support illegal activities.  Latest ludicrous quote from the Admin: “She was released from detention and did return to the campus to pursue her studies, which was what the university hoped for all along,” Desruisseaux said. (From the Nexus).  Of course they also support rapist, felons in general, and dope dealers. So, I suppose one should not be shocked about covering up for a few illegal aliens.  (Sorry, I meant to say "undocumented Americans").   My guess is that she got in-state tuition or a scholarship.  Of course, now that she has been victimized by the Feds, UCSB will shell out big bucks for her defense and see to it that she gets a free ride from here on out.   

  Political Bites

Rules waived again.  If memory serves, that is how Cervin Morris became A.S. President.  And what a fine example of the UCSB culture he made: felony assault, misdemeanor assault, driving recklessly and under the influence are but a few of his laurels – and all before his 21st birthday .  Why make rules when UCSB never enforces or follows them?   Anyone know were Cervin is today?  He should be in the class of 2008 as it appeared that he was on track for a six-year degree.    

Respectfully submitted,

Banjo Reams

Editor's comment:  Speechless!